The END For @IcarusLaughed

Funeral of Your Dreams: https://www.theprose.com/post/771882

Funeral Package: It’s My Death and I’ll Burn If I Want To

Icarus, darling… I have the perfect service, just for YOU! The “It’s My Death and I’ll Burn If I Want To” package has everything you want and more! Your Last Will and Testament will lay out every detail.

Incineration is a very noble choice. The Vikings and many cultures throughout history have used this technique to honor their dead. I see you’ve come to a pretty solid decision on this, but let me know if you want to discuss returning to the earth in more detail. It should be noted that we will abide by all legal requirements *cough*. However, here at The END, we can have “special arrangements” made if you’d like a “natural” burial *wink*. Fungi need to eat, too! Ahem—moving on.

We’ll make it crystal clear that you shall NOT be put in some dress for your service or cremation. We will concoct the snazziest suit, just for you (based on your Attire Questionnaire or personalized one-on-one collaboration with Diego, my costume designer).

With all of our packages, my Death Dealers Security Team will ensure no shenanigans can ensue (such as forcing children to smile or any unwanted religious activity). However, should your parents show up with their noses in the Bible, I can personally greet them myself. I am here to carry out your wishes and take care of your family. As a Death Grandmaster Level 1000 (or Grandmaster Death for short), I am versed in many religious and cultural practices. With your permission, I’d like to give your folks a gentle reminder to reiterate your cremation decision:

“By the sweat of your face you shall eat bread, till you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken; for you are dust, and to dust you shall return.” Genesis 3:19

Now, what Christian (or human being) can argue with that? We will all return to the stardust from whence we came.

With dedicated connections in 27 countries around the world, we can have your siblings or appointed Ferrymen taken to one of the highest peaks of this earth for a final and private ceremony. Please make sure to fill out your Final Words Questionnaire to ensure they speak of the lovely IcarusLaughed, exactly as you wish, before releasing your ashes to rejoin the stars.

Fly, Icarus. Float away like the bird you are. Fly right into that sun. The world is yours…

Because it’s your death, and you can burn baby burn if you want to.

Thank you for choosing the END!

Love,

E <3

Created from my Welcome to The END Challenge: https://www.theprose.com/challenge/14302