The END For @r_raven

Funeral of Your Dreams: https://www.theprose.com/post/771964/zinnias

Funeral Package: Enigma Special

Ahh, yes. I’ve got just the funeral for you! The “Enigma Special” package is a service based on my own, and like all our services, still customizable! Personally, I am set for Full Body Donation, which means I won’t have a “body funeral.” I will already be in transport to the State University in which my remains are promised (after any viable tissue is harvested, of course). Let me know if you’re interested in giving yourself to science and the brilliant minds of today who will save the lives of tomorrow. I can walk you through the application and ensure your best chances of being accepted.

If you wish to “keep” your body, I can simply arrange for one of my gorgeous dancers to pop out of an all black “dummy coffin” at the perfect time. But to really boost your scare vision, we can even have synthetic body parts fall from the ceiling to drop onto the laps of those you didn’t like (a seating arrangement will be sent out with the dress code). With no corpse in the coffin, I’d really love to make the people who were mean to you in this life believe they’ve just been rained on by your chopped up body. We’ll make sure to warn the people you love, of course.

Once the meanies have left screaming, we will wheel out your real coffin and perfectly decorated corpse. My Makeup Technician, Lily, will use your naturally dead glow and only add to your eye area. She will shade your eyes to filth with black paint and shadows to create that desired darkness. I’m seeing bleeding black eyes as a final touch. To accomplish this, we will make sure to leave your eyes open during both the preparation process and the funeral itself. This will dry them out for Tache Noire to take effect.

Now, I have a coffin and headstone picked out personally, just for you. Your coffin will be one from our gorgeous African Blackwood Collection. Expensive, I know, but you deserve only the best! African Blackwood is of the densest woods in the world and will shine with the all natural boning you desire (as we use only real bone here at The END!). We could even ask my Welder, One-Eyed-Willy, to make colorful metal Zinnias to garnish the sides. Forever engulfed in your so desired flowers.

The tombstone I have in mind is a slab of black marble with gorgeous gray veining. My Head Carver, Damien, can incorporate the natural veins into the text of your choice to make it look extra spooky for curious children and cemetery goers to ogle over.

Lastly, as this is the most important part of this masterpiece, your funeral will be filled, floor to ceiling, with Zinnias of all colors. When people walk in, the overwhelming beauty will literally take them aback. It will feel as though they’ve walked into a secret garden, too beautiful for the rest of the world to see. Because you, Raven, are a precious secret in which only the deserving may bear witness.

Thank you for choosing The END!

Love,

E <3

Created from my Welcome to The END Challenge: https://www.theprose.com/challenge/14302