Challenge
November Drabble: NO THANK YOU
It's now Thanksgiving season, but let's mix this up a little. Give me a drabble incorporating the phrase "No thank you" in some way. Break it up. Use it all at once. Whatever. Just put "No" "Thank" and "You" in there somewhere. Wanna win? Here are the rules: Exactly 100 words using conventional spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Prose only. Poetry will be mocked, cussed, and set afire. I'll pick a winner sometime around December 2.
Common Conversation?
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because I said so.”
“That’s not a reason.”
“It is to me.”
“Give me a real reason.”
“You already know the reason.”
“But everyone else will have one.”
“I do not care what everyone else has or does. It’s not the way we do things.”
“Maybe it’s time to change.”
“No.”
“Please?”
“No and stop asking.”
“You are so mean.”
“You will thank me for this one day.”
“No I will not.”
The child stomps out of the room and up the stairs yelling,
“All I want is a real turkey for Thanksgiving not that disgusting Tofurkey!”
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