Guess Who
Furry face, bright eyes
Cute whiskers twitching
He spends all his days
Swimming the river.
Cute whiskers twitching
Playful and funny
Swimming the river
A joyful spirit.
Playful and funny
Slipping and sliding
A joyful spirit
He loves the water.
Playful and funny
He spends all his days
Swimming the river
A joyful spirit.
12 Days of Christmas with the two bad cats
Posting last verse only - you know how it goes.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the two bad cats agreed
to sleep in the manger,
dance the nutcracker,
take brother’s cookies,
unstring the lights,
unravel stockings,
drink Mama’s eggnog,
jingle bells all night!
Open Christmas cards,
tie up the dog,
unwrap some presents,
and hide in the Christmas tree!
Common Conversation?
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because I said so.”
“That’s not a reason.”
“It is to me.”
“Give me a real reason.”
“You already know the reason.”
“But everyone else will have one.”
“I do not care what everyone else has or does. It’s not the way we do things.”
“Maybe it’s time to change.”
“No.”
“Please?”
“No and stop asking.”
“You are so mean.”
“You will thank me for this one day.”
“No I will not.”
The child stomps out of the room and up the stairs yelling,
“All I want is a real turkey for Thanksgiving not that disgusting Tofurkey!”