Jingle bells- retail smells

dashing Through the store

customers stopping you along the way-

They all ask questions more!

where is that today?

Nothing is where I can find it

Theres too many people in here!

I can’t get through these own damn i

Now I want to swear!

oh jingle bells

retail smells

were all really broke-

have to get through Christmas Day

trying not to have a stroke

jingle bells retail smells

I work for

minimum wage!

I don’t get paid enough for this-

but I’ve got bills to pay!

wishing that I could leave

but again I’m really broke

working Christmas Eve

debating if I should go!

jingle bells

retail smells

I hope my shift ends soon-

I really want to go get drunk

Ill be out getting drunk past noon!

merry christmas!