Bathroom on the right

My boss was telling me one time that the song "Bad moon on the rise" was playing in the car and his son asked him why the guy was singing "There's a bathroom on the right" So I wrote a parody.

Bathroom on the right

I see that you have just been drinkin

I see a situation soon

I see you're going be a needing

I door with a sign that's a half moon

[Chorus]

Oh Don't drink much tonight

The Solutions in plain sight

There's a bathroom on the right

[Verse 2]

I see that you haven't been thinking

I see your bladder about to burst

I see that you've been overdrinking

I see you haven't quenched your thirst

[Chorus]

Oh Don't drink much tonight

The Solutions in plain sight

There's a bathroom on the right

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

Hope that you get your act together

Hope that you're not waiting too late

Hope that you don't feel something warmer

Hope you don't leave this to fate

[Chorus]

Oh Don't drink much tonight

The Solutions in plain sight

There's a bathroom on the right

[Chorus]

Oh Don't drink much tonight

The Solutions in plain sight

There's a bathroom on the right