ACT Exams Filter: That Half of the Class That Makes the Upper Half Possible

There once was a gaggle of students

Who did whatever they thought was prudent

They'd talk in the class

Give the instructor sass

Ignoring the term, concludent

But by April ninth

They might understand Haikus

If they studied them

Would they learn algebra?

Or poems by Miss Emily D?

Could they remember each?

For all eternity?

If they should say that they might sway me gray

And know although dough flows to those who grow

Eye here that there everywear

People who don't no there their from they're

In each of the sections

You average a minute per question

Eliminate the absurd

Choose that preferred

Or McDonalds is your ascension