Challenge
Prose Battle!
Im not quite sure what Prose Battles were supposed to be, but Im always happy to make something up! For this challenge, first write a roast against Shakespeare. Then, tag someone (who hasnt already entered) ao they can roast Shakespeare. Best roast wins!
Love/Hate
Philandering pandering slinger of words
slinging swords at the hoards
Spewing your anxiety in every direction
in direct dereliction of the weight fame affords
Sweet sweet whispers and smooth dissolves
into guttural violence and all that involves
Sonnets of love to the Gods above
plays of pure tragedy and the pain thereof
Two-faced flip-flopper and theatre hopper
scheming and scamming about town
Fraudulent propster and copulant copp-er
still rizzing with a crooked ass crown
So we can all hate on the histories you create
and comment on your ambitious design
It's sensationalist sizzling but the words are so blistering
they invented the true Test of Time
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