The Psych Ward

Yeah so I ended up here

With a girl who was Jesus Christ

A bloke who carried gold playing cards

And you picked the high card

Ace of hearts so all was cool

A girl who screamed abuse at nurses

Everytime she had an injection

And you couldn't really blame her

Nothing metal nothing steel in

The ward so you walked in socks

With no belt and unshaven

Finally protesting in the TV room

Piling up sofas against the door

Becoming legend in the ward

Known forever more as the Tetris

Master of Flynn Ward in a battle

That was finally won in a place

Where winners were in short

Supply or you wouldn't be here

Leaving finally shaven shoed

The final great escape but not like

Steve McQueen only better.