The State of the World Speech
April 20, 2024
The State of the World Speech
Always in great shape, even at this moment
Nearly 5 billion years old, but only looks 4
Prone to catering extinction level events
Have been covered in lava
Have been frozen over
Atmosphere changes more often than a child’s mind in a candy shop
Predisposed to cyano/sulfur/oxygen-deficient choices
Only fear from Sol’s nova threats
Knows it will happen
Knows it won’t happen today
Whatever!
Currently hosting a variety of “life” dominated by uppity bipedal hominins
Luna believes it is an infection
Most likely will clear-up on its own soon
Until then, got a dance class
Today’s agenda - Precessing
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