Girlfriend
So I was dating this human once and they were like pretty cool and they became my muse or whatever, but then they like broke my heart and ever since then, it's just been like blah, you know? Woop! Look at the time. "You might think life would be a breeze."
Then this other time, this other human was stalking me, right? I mean, there's a couple of those, but this one was doing it so silently that I didn't know they were around when this happened and so then, when they finally worked up to saying something to me, they thought everything I was saying was about them and I was like, "Oh, honey."
We have to figure out whether things really are what we think they are or if we're twisting them some sort of way based on our own past experiences and traumas and let me tell you something: Imma get this down. "Gimme just a second and I'll be alright."