kitty karma
cats are funny.
cause they know what we're saying,
(words in one ear, out the other)
they just pretend that they don't.
selective hearing at its finest,
as they look everywhere *except* at you!
and the second you add in the magic word,
"fine, I'll give you a treat after..."
they'll saunter on over
look you dead in the eyes
like an innocent angel
stick their neck above the green collar with it's bell, just waiting
to be snapped back on...
and then, when you're done,
they will give you a side eye,
grab the treat with their teeth,
and walk away to go
eat it somewhere else.
say what you will,
but that's a whole other level
of petty
one that I wish
I aspired to.
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