Possible Side Effects Include Stroke

i think i need jardiance

or skyrizi

i can't get the fuckin jingles

out of my head

i wake up singing

i take once-daily jariance

at each day's start

and i like it

i fucking like it

they say he'll topple democracy

unless a porn star topples him

he's gonna free all those bad guys

if he's president

he says they're hostages

the other guy's just gonna die

and then she'll be president

and no one likes her

she does laugh too much

nothing is everything

it might make me commit suicide

or give me suicidal ideation

someone else could kill me too

like a well regulated militia

who hasn't had any pussy

and std's are rampant too

that's my real plan

or someone'll carjack me

and i'll try to fight back

the migrants are gonna

take my job anyway

or maybe i'll get laid off

due to ageism

and then i'll join a class action lawsuit

for nothing

or ai might make me obsolete

i'd like to kill an ai

i hope i don't get dupuytren's contracture

noninvasive treatment but still

does it matter any more

if i live in a flood plain

if a year's worth of rain

falls in a day?

fuck

i think my testicles are shrinking