I Come as Advertised

(Blues Lyrics)

I come as advertised.

I’m the real McCoy.

When men stand against me,

I turn ’em into boys.

I breathe fire, spit bullets,

sweat blood, knock down walls.

And when my anger burns,

my fists echo through the halls.

When I love a woman,

she feels the stuff of dreams.

My kiss, my touch, my arms

burst her hidden seams.

I run and fuck and fight

all day and through the night.

I’m the real deal,

the real McCoy.

I come as advertised.

I come as advertised.

I’m the real deal.

I was partying at all night raves,

looking for what was real

when heartache, loneliness, pain

were jamming up my wheels.

And when my fire’s lit

there ain’t no putting it out.

I can go all night long,

make you scream and shout.

And if that’s too much for you

I’ll back off and pull out.

I’ll find someone else to settle this storm.

I’ve raised hell since the day I was born.

I’m the real deal,

the real McCoy.

I come as advertised.

I come as advertised.

And you better believe it.

Or you could be one of those chumps

who still don’t know what hit.

My mind is sharp like razors,

my creativity off the charts.

Every single place I go

I leave music, words and art.

My thirst and my hunger

for experience can’t be quenched.

Come within my orbit

and you’ll find yourself drenched

with thought and wonder and joy,

safe from the dangers I destroy

because I’m the real deal,

the real McCoy.

I come as advertised.