It was like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Except
Crack
everything
The golden ticket; A number etched into the side of some random bathroom stall of any given establishment the etcher knew the Custodian was quick about sanding away.
The Oompa loompa even evolved to stare through the normal height peepholes often in shifts not like Vietnam Army privates ( back to back ) but on one another's shoulders
I asked the fello in charge why they stare through those things all day
"That's how you know it's good, if I hadn't had those peepholes installed they'd all be fighting to stare through every glory hole on sight"
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