It’s Complicated
It’s Complicated
June 24, 2024
“He called today!”
“Who? Bryan or Walt?”
“Who is Bryan? Samuel called me.”
“Who is Samuel? Is he the banker?
“No, that was Noah. Samuel is the real estate agent.”
“I thought Randolph was the real estate agent.”
“He is. He actually works with Mark.”
“Who is Mark?”
“Mark is the brother of David. I met both of them at the gym. They were doing a podcast on weight lifting.”
“So you like Mark?”
“Eww! No! Mark looks hot, but I think he is gay. He was getting too close spotting for some of the regulars there.”
“So, what about David?”
“David is cute and all, but he is broke. He lives with his mother with no hope of ever changing.”
“So, David is out.”
“Mmmm. He is now.”
“What did you do?”
“I gave David a thrill, he gave me a reason to go to a clinic. The hookup was great, the lab test was awful. In the end, I was OK, David was not OK. Fortunately, that was when I met Dr. Chad?”
“Are you serious? Dr. Chad?”
“Dr. Chad is perfect in every way, except one.”
“Married?”
“Married.”
“So who is next on the list?”
“Aaron.”
“Who is Aaron?
“Aaron is an Mennonite farm boy, actually he is 18, on what he calls rumspringa.”
“When did Aaron turn 18 and what is your part in his rumspringa?”
“Yesterday and deflowering. It was a birthday gift.”
“When did this happen?”
“In our shared cab, on the ride from the clinic to the grocery store. He looked confused before. He no longer looks confused.”
“You are a slut.”
“I didn’t finish my story.”
“Details! I want details.”
“At the grocery store, I ran into, literally with my cart, Bryan. This is another Bryan. You don’t know him. Anyway, I must have had bed hair as he read the room. He is a strange man and likes to have an audience.”
“You performed with Bryan just after Aaron?”
“Actually, the audience was Walt, the one I told you about.”
“So how does this work? Are you taken? Is it just friends with benefits? Or is this something more?
“Obviously something more. Walt asked me out while watching. I don’t think Bryan saw what I saw, but I wouldn’t put it past the two if they set me up for something wild.”
“If you had to make a choice, who would it be?”
“I have to go with Carl.”
“Who is Carl?”
“He is the manager of the grocery store and rich. That trumps the kink of both Bryan and Walt any day of the week.”
“But what if Bryan or Walt or Aaron or any of the others want you back or just want you? What will you say?”
“Most likely, yes.”