Have kids they said.

It’ll be fun they said.

Tell me why I just had to vacuum out my washer due to the ungodly amount of shrubbery that just shed off a blanket.

How did that happen you ask?

Welllll. Both children decided to put on a play outside in which gymnastics and a primitive staff were created. Gravel Dust was sprinkled throughout the yard and was identified as “sand”.

This was compounded by the slime that I found had been delicately wrapped in toilet paper and washed off.

8. And. 10.

send. Help.