Passport Application

First Name; Frank

Other Names; Norman

Last Name; Stein

Occupation; Murderer, Stalker, Occasional movie extra, bringer of nightmares.

Height; Six foot Eleven

Sex; Male, mostly.

Weight; 650 pounds

Tattoos or visible distinguishing marks; Horrendous scar on forehead, large hexagonal bolt which protrudes either side of neck, various lacerations, enormous bulbous forehead. Rotting skin and teeth. Foul breath. Peculiar speech. Diving boots.

Next Of Kin; Miss Mary Shelley.

Home Address; This could be difficult.

Referees; Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney, Lon Chaney Jnr, Christopher Lee, plus plenty other 'B' Movie Legends.

Reason for Application; I wish to travel to England to study watercolour painting and the extended works of Geoffrey Chaucer, maybe.

Any Other Information; He's making me mad, boss.