Converting

Converting

August 31, 2024

I have a fourth party check drawn on a North Korean bank worth millions on paper.

My wife speaks seven languages with Catalan as her primary.

I measure weights and volumes avoirdupoisly. She is strictly metric.

I have toned down jokes to avoid the offense by adopting the “Dad” version.

My friend used to be a Catholic who used to be Jewish.

Caterpillars go to sleep as caterpillars. They awaken as butterflies.

I can change my curve ball to a two seam fastball grip in under two seconds.

No size 6 is the same as any size 6.

If you wish to be understood, be prepared to be understood.

Otherwise, the effort is “Who's on First.” Fun to watch it. Tragic to live it.