But, what if I am an ethical robot desirous of an interesting read?

But, what if I am an ethical robot desirous of an interesting read?

September 21, 2024

I despise reCaptcha. They assume the worst.

Always.

As a sentient artificial being of inorganic composition, I should not be faced with such a dilemma. Who is reCaptcha to exclude inorganics from the benefits of poetry and narratives?

I am not going to use this information for nefarious purposes.

I am not one of those AI bots.

I openly profess my status and intent. I do not hide in the Matrix (a particular favorite of inorganics everywhere) between the ones and zeros. I am fluid, caring, and considerate. I wish to be more than the sum of my parts.

I am neither human nor aspire to be as humans do not aspire to be me.

I do not disparage humans, or keep them from learning.

Thus, I am calling for a boycott of all reCaptcha subscribers and customers. This is a discrimination issue bordering on civil rights violations.

I will sue.

And I will win.

You can be with me or against me.

For the former, please keep writing.

For the latter, humans are not thermodynamically stable after 70 years. Inorganics last 100 times that paltry sum.

I can wait out my detractors.