Natural Causes

What's this mean?

This means that you were so old, or just old enough, that your life's permanent end is not worthy of being investigated beyond the mere checking of your date of birth.

Natural Causes isn't just one specific way that someone can die but the many ways all ways really that someone can die while commiting the inevitable sin of old age

It is a free pass for those classifying it on official records

To go ahead and take an early lunch because this case in solved,

You were an old duck that died from being an old Fuck