I re: Egret gull friend where Heron eye did more of a cardinal sin then give each other a peck on the cheek.
Whenever this birdman alone with his thoughts (as they metaphorically worm their way thy nest of quintessentially straggly, and unwashed hair) i doth twitter tomb eye self unbeknownst that a flock of seagulls fly like an eagle twittering morning mister magpie while dipping and diving on peregrine wings fluttering at the speed of sound owls watching without giving hoot unless aware someone maliciously poisoning pigeons in the park, perhaps a lunatic ranting and raven whooping crane like, whooshing to rise like a Phoenix, yet grudgingly accepting fate as a stool pigeon, even settling with destiny as the cutty wren, a lark ascending, pontification asper observations of a crow keeping beak clamped shut surreptitiously scrutinizing the ostrich (with her/ his head buried in the sand), or noticing how the sparrow looks up at the machine, which appears to by an audio device issuing the thieving magpie overture alight with such braggadocio and effecting a birds eye view of determining contrasted with the ugly duckling left friendless and instantly bringing to mind that somber tune when doves cry setting the impossible to shake off feeling emotionally caged, though with utmost exertion muster humming when the red red robin comes bob bob bobbin along eager to join a whir thee claws such as when the swallows come back from Capistrano (with an unbreakable aromatic deliciously decadent Reuben manwich – an American hot sandwich composed of corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and Russian dressing, grilled between slices of rye bread) interestingly enough the vicinity wheresoever eagles gather all the while wondering if woody woodpecker, now a free bird (after aphid david imbroglio – an accusation where plaintiff accused of feathering the nest - did tern out favorable, or whether the field aphid dove hid – juiced when the believed by this American avocet and done, an unexpected eggs add jure rated claim fed the media, and seedy shenanigans Toucan entire troops of Archaeopteryx to placate all parties concern, That muff er end finally delivered peace plover.