Deal.

If piranhas can survive on salad you provide from the garden you feed chicken wing bones (grinded up into powder mixed with the dirt) and

IF you can get them to not eat your flaccid penis for 27 minutes

[Provided on 24/7 footage of the agreed length_duration does in fact prove the diet was 101% pure vegetable that was fed +/ ingested by the piranhas who were previously, before date of acquisition, was purley human OR pig but no more than 33% pig. Then]

Upon the unscathed (no blood can be flowing when placed under warm to hot water for 3 minutes post-piranah penile exposure) Penis

I will deem you, thereafter the previous conditions are declared and agreed to be more than reasonably sufficient

the "Bigger, smarter BUT far less sexy

-MAN!"

AND both hands will be shaken at the same time while saying it