ALIEN’us

"Hello I am Hunter, what is your name?"

-'Hello H U N T E R we, are different from you'

The newly arrived fleet of ships, at what's to become the staging ground for that years Burning man (or so "Hunter" thought, but he was 3 weeks too late and about 2000 miles off )

'We do not excrete waste because that, is wasteful.

We

Intake specific kinds matter to help fuel our waste removal process.

Where your anus spews garbage ours takes in

garbage

and that garbage essentially burns our FECES equivalent within us and that energizes us more'

"Well that sounds like a fancy way to say you shit yourselves for a living, shitception

No

Inspepcus"

'Pop culture reference to our differing forms of EVOLUTION to help cope with the impending doom'

"Doom?"

'this place is full of GARBAGE that we need to HIT THE CAN, Pop Off, empty the sepsus tank'

Hunter looks around to the sandy wasteland they think is garbage

"Are you fucking with me?"

The aliens devouring the sandy air and dunes like piss water spinning down a shitty drain do their thing while the communicating one looks at them, then at the one that calls himself Hunter

'Yes' the alien then opens their version of an anus and sucks in the Hunter, who currently thinks he's having either the best or 2nd worst trip of his life