Spew

oh me what am i to write

15 minutes and i 've already corrected a typeo

oh fuck me

well, less see, i'm a sittin here in my chair

ain't quite sure but my butt aint bare

got mee a place in the middle o my lair

crotch seems to itch but i don't quite care

granny's in the ditch and i'm laughin at her hair

cuz she needs to get it colored hard to see it in the glare

blah blah blah

i fucking hate rhymes

truly uninspirational

but most of the times

it's what comes outa my brain

nothin but lemons and limes

cuz i ain't got nothin to say

aint' been said before

mind you

fuck you

oh yeah

the truth is i still can't figure it all out

i mean, i'm educated, god damn am i educated

i oughta be a fucking superstar with all the degrees i gots

but ever since i got laid off i said

"fuck you world, keepin it all to myself; my brains and my hots"

cuz i'm a misanthrope, always have been, even when they had me chained up in that fucking office cell, staring at that screen, tryin to analyze and design all that shit, making money for sure, thank god for that, but whew

where i really wanted to be was outdoors, working in a garden, digging holes and planting things, sweatin in the sun, slappin squiters off my back and diggin gnats outa my eyes; true work; man's work, not some sissy peckin at a keyboard, sissy coworkers peckin at every word and image i designed like relentless pricks

no wonder i didn't keep in tough with any of them assholes

but her i am

don't give a damn

lucky on the loose

crazy as a lamb

so that's my story, the reject who rejects, i was fakin it all along, but i got my virtues and treasures: i got a beautiful wife, i got two beautiful dogs, i got a big wooded lot where i can piss where i want, least my dogs can, but they prefer the little "business" area i trained them to use when we got em as pups, and i can plant all them plants now too, veggies, berries, trees, even radishes, specially radishes, those store bought radishes suck like mother fuckers, big they are but tastless, damn tasteless, and a god dam radish should not be tasteless.

3/13/2025