battle scars

Son

Walks in with herpes sores genuinely taking over his lips to the point it seems like an Alien has won the battle with his immune system

From her knees and hands Mom looked up at him for an answer

"You think this is bad Ma you should see the other fella!"

Ma "Did you?!"

Son look up in thought and this action opened up a sore that had enough puss to have the mom propel back from the vomits recoil

Father "Reminds me of my time in the service" flashes back to being a Navy Corpsmen and asking what the hell happened to a crawling Marine with only body from his ass cheeks upward (with boots somehow being dragged)

"Oh this? You should see the other guy." His laughter powered him through, laughs of a puddle manmade, with only a Kevlar to give a hint of what once was the pink chunky puddle steaming beneath it

Marine: "I passed him and for the last time I decided to crop dust him and since my situation down there is less than ideal I fully shit out a gurgle that I swear caused that puddle to laugh up a little and I think that was Johnson finally admitting he may he owed a purple heart."

Corpsmen: "Yeah that's some real friendly fire you must've caused based on how much is still dusting right now."

Marine "those boots are full of Johnson by the way doc, he said you better have a better remedy this time than to just change his socks."

Corpsmen "Full of johnson you say? I'll put one of those on ice for you so you're not fully G.I. joe back home"

Marine "Guess I could use that shrink ray device they tested on base and once you're my 1 semen you just gotta hope I change my socks that next lights out."