A Fight to Impress

"My son got into Columbia University!"

"My daughter is going to be attending Stanford next year!"

"Princeton! My daughter is going to Princeton!"

My son is going to our town's community college.

"Well my son is going to study medicine!."

"Oh? My daughter is going to be studying microeconomics!"

"Law! My daughter is studying to be a lawyer!"

I am so very proud of him.