What They Tell You

Five years old: He passed away.

Ten years old: He was murdered

Six years old: Just a little baby fat.

Eleven years old: *behind her back* She's put on a few pounds

Seven years old: Our dog ran away, lives on a farm now.

Twelve years old: The dog got hit by a car

Eight years old: When a man and a woman love each other very much...

Thirteen years old: It's sex. That's how babies are made

Nine years old: Nothing's going to happen to you.

Fourteen years old: This world's such a scary place but hopefully you won't get caught in the cross-fire.

It's all the same, only the names have changed.