I hate math

The first equation was a breeze

Two plus two is four, with ease!

The first two years are really fun;

The functions numbered only one.

But grab your butts! Things do get weird

Two times two is four, I fear.

But add a number to either one,

And three times three is nine, not fun!

All the stuff got worse from there

It passed by quickly, like the air

Then Satan thought he'd have a laugh.

"Let's put the alphabet in math!"

I have no idea how to answer this

I can't do much but reminisce

Now my math is not a breeze.

Can someone do my homework please?