Challenge
Write the absolute worst opening paragraph of a cheap detective novel.
Of all the dectives offices in all the world; she had to walk into mine. It was raining cats and dogs, and the moon was filtering through the venetian blinds, when I heard the heels clattering up the hall. The door swung open and she stopped in the arch; her red dress cupping her cleavage, shaping her hips, she was one hot mess and I knew I was about to get burnt.
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