A word, please?

Today you will go out for eggs, milk, toilet paper.  

When you come home, you will talk.

It will hit you midsentence that it is all a scam.

Do not run.

Over your shoulder there is an exit sign.

Walk through the door beneath it.

You've got to trust me here.

Grab a cocktail, stop at the edge.

Now jump.

Don't believe a word they say.

Here's the trick.

You never touch bottom.

Go.