You Are Already on the Villains Side!

If you have ever played Mario,

you are the villian.

Mario is no hero and here are my reasons:

He is a plumber from another dimension.

After falling in to this new world,

he wound up falling for a girl.

Princess Toadstool (you Peach fans can call me old school)

Yet, she was already promised to another man, King Koopa.

The true king of this land Mario wound up in.

He and his twin Luigi,but back to my story.

I'd like to bring up the point that the king should have his say so of any girl he chose

because everyone knows that's how being king works.

And this Other-worldly plumber jerk is gonna come through his kingdom, killing everything that moves, and take his soon to be betrothed,

He's supposed to be the Hero?

Hell no!

So if you've played it,

now you know,

you were on the side of the villian long ago! ;D