Love Bites
Velociraptors falling in love with Oviraptorosaurs has posed quite a problem for the species as a whole. According to substantial amounts of seconds researching these two bipedal dinosaurs, I’ve determined that they are in fact not right for each other. Amongst the plethora of unquestionable Wikipedia information I have found out that Oviraptorosaursuses may have eaten Velociraptors on more than one occasion. This Google certified scientist can’t help but question the Velociraptors thought process. Are the Oviraptorosaurs that attractive? Upon further research in the ever cited ”More Photos”, it seems not to be the case. In fact, I am inclined to be of the opposite opinion. Oviraptorosaurs seemed to be nothing but bone! Why would the Velociraptors continue to love bones that eat them? This is the hard hitting questions that no search engine could answer. However there are some promising fossil samples coming out of Idaho that could shed some light on this. Until then we will just have to get by with the idea that Velociraptors were willing to literally give up
( Oviraptorosaurs ate them) their lives for love.
A mother wakes
On another given day
She stretches and heads
Into the carpeted hallway
The bathroom light buzzes
She’s been meaning to change
That bulb for awhile
But it stays the same
Like the key on the desk
She’ll never take away
Her sister will be here
And that thought over takes
She clicks out the switch
But she really wants to stay
Between the two doors
And dislike a Monday
She doesn’t and she won’t
She sighs as she prays
The car is too cold
But she doesn’t say
Her sister‘s a sweetheart
And she needs her today
They pass the same roads
To take the weekly byway
Up the steep hilltop
Past planted bouquets
Stones strike the sky
Neat lines break away
To the middle of her heart
At rest everyday
The door slam is hollow
It echoes and plays
Again in the distance
Like the bugles that brayed
She sits on her knees
and bows down to face
The green grass and ground
Her sons simple grave
The gloves are bit big
She wears them anyway
Breaking the soil
A tear slides astray
Her sister is there
Together plugging away
Each flower is gently
Placed and arranged
Standing back she thinks
It might just be staged
Like a show she is watching
Not her child passed away
She stands with her sister
Taking breathes of midday
She kisses her hand
And blows love out his way
It’s time now to go
She’d give anything to stay
As they back out the lane
She sighs and she prays
TW:
DW:
Subject: ATT:PUBLIC
RE: CHOKING HAZARDS
We have received your request form to file access to the Choking Hazards Collection at the Throat, Mouth, and More! Museum for the People. We are delighted that our curations have peeked your interest!
However, we regret to inform you that the collection is on loan to the Don’t Swallow That: Institute of London at this time. The artifacts will be on display for the entirety of their Tiny But Mighty exhibition. Which will run for the last weeks of the season.
With regards to access we are willing to allow full inspection upon the collections return. We apologize for the inconvenience and encourage you to attend our lecture this week on Toe Stubbing and the Furniture to Avoid. Included are two passes to the lecture hall and a print out of a mappable living space to go along.
Warmest regards,
The Cough It Up Society
TMandMM
All Hail! (Pen to Paper 17)
He laid his pen upon the paper
he could no longer fight
the city outside was falling
it would be dust before the night
His head he left it hanging
as he scanned through the graphite
orders he’d been given
to stand down quite forthright
What could he have done different
been more noble of a knight?
the King had certainly trusted him
and felt him a man of certain might
But with so many fires burning
could he possibly ignite
a flame within him larger
could he burn as bright?
He raised his head just slightly
Listening for the right
sign or sound to lead him
towards which choice was right
Just then a cry arose
a woman in a plight
her echo shattered through him
and he saw in black and white
That no man would evade him
and by sun or the torch light
he would defend the people
his castle would stand despite
