Do not read unless you want something strange
Oh my gosh there's my mom in trader Jo's
Did you know that there's a pig that lives in a preschool but the preschool moved and the pig went with it.
Come buy a rooster crane it helps with gardening it helps with fishing and helps with life come buy your rooster crane now on SALE for123,456,789.
Have you ever tried solving a runic cube real hard right
Once I saw this dude putting dirt into a stroller and I saw are neighbors folding there underwater WIERD.
Did you know monkeys like bananas
Oh no can't talk about bananas my friend is crazy about them she even ate my banana.
In my window I have to duck stickers kissing each other cute
I LIKE GYMNASTICS
I LOVE GYMNASTICS
WHO AM I KIDDING GYMNASTICS IS ALMOST MY LIFE.
Guess what I have a gymnastics meet tomorrow
Told ya gymnastics is my life.
I will take the rainbow unicorn suggestion so...
RAINBOW UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN
RAINBOW UNICORN
RAINBOW UNICORN
one more thing
BYE PEEPS
ITSYDHCLHCCLJXHLXLUXLHXLYXLYXHLCHCHLHXLHHX
that was just for fun.
I’m going to shape up and fight back.
I'm kind of a sad person.
Everything I say sounds demeaning and negative.
I hate it.
I don't know why?
Maybe it's from years of feeling like I've been left out in the cold,
Ignored by my peers.
I felt, and still feel, like most of them don't care about me.
But now I have friends-
Great friends-
Who do care.
But I haven't told them that sometimes when I get down,
I get down on myself.
And I don't want to be alive anymore.
Just because of the people who once left me out.
I think that's not a good reason for me to feel so horrible.
And now I've made it a goal
That I will not let those people make me think of myself that way.
You are gonna think I’m crazy after this
GUESS WHAT?
I really like cheese.
GUESS WHAT ELSE?
Paper clips worship me as a Goddess. "O Great Goddess Stellar, will you please unclip me from this terrifying piece of paper?" Of course, I unclip the paper clip from the horrible paper piece, and they start singing my goddess theme song.
Also, I'm currently married to 45 books. I married 'Eragon' yesterday.
I like cheese.
I like cheese.
Still liking cheese.
MOOO
My best friend is a Conkey, or a Dow. (A donkey/cow)
My other best friend is a Squirt. (I don't think you should ask... It's some sort of rare creature she made up.)
I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FORTH
actually, I've never done that in my life.
I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE
Professor Umbridge: "Now, you must write, 'I must not tell lies.'"
Harry: "How many times?"
Professor Umbridge: "Until it sinks in."
ERAGON ERAGON ERAGON
I really like cheese.
Tremble little lion man
OMIGOSH SHE HAD DIAMONDS ON THE SOLES OF HER SHOES
I LOVE BOOKS.
People think I'm really weird.
They are just really boring.
And may the odds be ever-
No, Effie, just no.
I. Got. Married. To. A. Potato.
La la la
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
rivers and roads
Mooooo
I like cheese still
CHEEEEESE
I talk to books...
I think that is a little bit too weird...
SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP-
reading.
And reading.
And reading.
And read some more.
Until I fall asleep reading.
And dream about reading.
I LOVE READING OK
rainbows rainbows rainbows
I LOVE HARRY POTTER
And cheese.
And mah faithful paper clips.
Bye.
Remember: The Great Goddess Stellar is the awesomest.
YAAAY
Bye again.
Remember that I like cheese
Say hi to my paper clips!
Thank you!
Bye.
The Poison in Pleasing Words
You hear them say
All sorts of things,
Speak of all sorts of dreams.
Their words are satisfying,
Reassuring,
Easy to believe
Because of your insecurities.
Lies flow like sweet honey
From their bitter lips,
And I am left wondering,
Oh, how puzzled am I...
You take their deceiving phrases over mine.
But, darling,
Just remember
Whatever people say I am,
That's what I'm not.
Praise him.
Shhh! I'm going to stop time sweetie! The pipes have been drained. The rain is no longer wet. The sky is green! Oh my! I think I just blued myself! These colors spinning, spinning. Tinted in mind. Don't go in there! The rooms are full of creatures, lurking behind that painted door! Hahaha, praise him! Praise the gorilla! Praise the zebra. Don't be stupid, unicorns don't exist. But impossible astronauts do! Hahaha praise him. Praise him.