Take this in any direction you want.

Write about your most toxic trait. Stupid answers only.

Tell me about about an everyday object, food, an animal, or well-known character. Don't tell me your name...make me guess who you are in a way even a 3rd grader could understand. It's even better if you make it a little rhyme-y / put some imperfect rhyme. Ex: You can't live without me. From my head, I refresh you and make you clean. Sometimes I even make you sing! (Answer: a shower) Ex: We are friends and see each other nearly every day of the year. I keep you safe & warm. We go on so many adventures together, and sometimes you even put me on a wild rollercoaster where I get soaking wet. Make sure I'm clean! (Answer: socks)