Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idoits house.
Your Momma who?
Your Momma who ain't playing around. Now, open the goddanm door.
I fancied meeting you here
"Two sayer’s who foresee"
"Do we need to do this?"
"It’s all been done before clearly"
"You know what I dream of"
"To veer. Sincerely"
"To well up in tears the second time I hear a sad story"
No, you're a poo!
(this is guaranteed to make you cringe, I think)
I went running to the door
I opened it to see someone I did not know.
“Hello?” I said with a curious voice.
It was a lady dressed in a uniform
“Are you the daughter of Mary?” She said
“Yes” I was getting more and more confuse
“I am sorry to say that your mother got hit in a car accident and did not survive.”
-not a true story from what I know of-