The Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idoits house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken
Who’s There?
Your Momma.
Your Momma who?
Your Momma who ain't playing around. Now, open the goddanm door.
I fancied meeting you here
Knock Knock...
"Who’s there"
"Wrong door”
Knock Knock.....
"Soothsayer"
"Two sayer’s who foresee"
"Do we need to do this?"
"It’s all been done before clearly"
"You know what I dream of"
"To veer. Sincerely"
"To well up in tears the second time I hear a sad story"
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
(this is guaranteed to make you cringe, I think)
Knock knock
Knock knock
I went running to the door
I opened it to see someone I did not know.
“Hello?” I said with a curious voice.
It was a lady dressed in a uniform
“Are you the daughter of Mary?” She said
“Yes” I was getting more and more confuse
“I am sorry to say that your mother got hit in a car accident and did not survive.”
-not a true story from what I know of-
Who’s there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aw.
Aw, who?
Autumn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Autumn.
Autumn, who?
Autumn leaves.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Autumn leaves.
Autumn leaves, who?
Autumn leaves after autumn leaves leave trees.