The Man Beneath the Bridge (Challenge)
He sits there under the bridge hoping to gather dust beneath the nail like it's some fingerprint of existence or some shit. He used to be important and in some ways still is. He's quite wealthy. Just gave up a bit. Left it all in some fuckin mental break or something to find the meaning of it all. It pisses me off sometimes, but like a car crash I can't look away. Or stop thinking about it. Half pissed I work my ass off to buy food to survive and half impressed that there's someone out there that gave up everything by choice. He just sits there and looks at a mural someone painted under the bridge when they were probably stoned or high. I think he's searching for some color that never existed. Maybe some special meaning buried in a spray can-typo. For some dumbass reason it gives me hope. Maybe for all my struggles I'm missing something beautiful. Maybe he's just a crazy, senile asshole that does this for fun. I don't know. Gave him a dollar once. Asshole didn't even look up. Just took it. He probably won't even fuckin buy booze with it, which is a bit insulting. I'd buy booze with it. What the fuck else would I do? But this asshole seems to need nothing. Maybe I'll join him one day and see whatever it is he stares at so intently. Or maybe he'll just be dead tomorrow and this fixation will have been for nothing but a midlife crisis. I just know when I wake up thirty minutes before I'm ready tomorrow, and sip half shit coffee to go make someone I've never met money, this cocksucker will wake up whenever the hell he wants and look at a wall. Just because he wants to. And I'll feel like a dick for not dropping a dollar on my way home, thinking it's the right thing for him to taste my morning disappointment. He won't. But a dollar buys my sanity sometimes. And one day, I won't see him. He'll just be gone. And I hope I get there first, so I can look without anyone around at this dumbass graffiti he's so taken by. There's still a bit of color coming through. Maybe hope lies within the concrete. Maybe that picture of something so common will look like what I had all along. Or maybe I'll fuck a whore in front of it out of spite. Maybe the asshole I've become was what he gave it all up to avoid. I'm just jealous of the person buying paint right now.
The Piper’s Song
I provide my service, and then they pay me, or they don’t. It makes no difference to me. I murder their children, or I don’t. That makes no difference either, because, you see, piping is not about the money. I buy nothing. Merchants can offer me silk gowns or mahogany chairs, jewel-studded mirrors or plates of finest porcelain. I have no home; I have no need for a hoard of bric-a-brac. Neither do I need coins for food or drink, or lodging, or ferrymen’s tolls. I have my pipe, and it provides.
When they give me money, I throw it in a river.
Piping is about power. A town feels distress because there are locusts, or barbarians, or pathogens or drug addicts. Or rats, of course. The problem becomes a plague so that all the king’s horses and all the king’s men cannot put their peace together again, and then I am there with my offer. It can all go away, for a fee. Money can dispense with nearly every ill in our world if people have the will to part with it.
Sometimes, I am accepted, and the contract is fulfilled. I play my melody and lure the bad things elsewhere—often to another town, though the desperate rarely ask questions. I do my work; my patrons give over the demanded sum. They work so hard for that money, and then they must watch me waltz away and hear my jingling pockets.
At other times, I am refused. The people clutch their bills and coins and suffer on like the fools they are.
And sometimes, more often than you might think, I meet those who are not only fools, but thieves. They lack humility. I perform on my pipe; they cheer to be free, but withhold what is mine.
I drowned the children of Hamelin. I led them to the Steinhuder Meer, all of them dancing and laughing for fifty kilometers, even as their shoeless feet bled on the stones of the road. I played my pipe and they danced into the waves, giggling even while the mere filled their lungs and they died in water scarce over their heads. The muck, too, obeyed my pipe and swallowed their bodies below. The thieves of Hamelin might have found their children with ease if only they had known the tune.
I play those notes myself, whenever my work brings me nearby. I stand on the shore with my pipe and all the dead children rise to float on the waves. I play, they bob and I can hear their parents’ wails on the wind; I pause and listen. Once the cries fade and the bodies sink, I move on to the next plague in the next town.
The world is large, and I know many tunes.
Doors Unlocked
Four walls. Three windows. Two rooms. One door. I walk past this house everyday. It's always dim, always empty, always cold. You would think no one ever lived there at all. This building is something I would never want now, but something I used to love. I used to laugh, sing, and dance in this house. I hugged, loved, and watched my favorite person in the world die in this house.
Before Mary died, she had asked that I keep it so her spirit could live on. She had saved up enough to pay the mortgage off on this house, and 100 others, but without her it was only a house where as Mary was my home. Everything you could ever need, she was. She was my light, my music, my walls, my windows. She opened every door I had closed, and made every part of me feel safe and secured. Because of her, I left the doors unlocked.
I sold the house immediately after she died. I could still smell her in every room, and I could still taste her with every breath, and I needed to get away from that reminder. I could have anything I want in life with the money she left me, but all I want is her. Her spirit lives through me, not the house. I wander the streets at night, protected by her presence. I feel as if finding security in any place that's not with her is a betrayal, so I promised to never live in a house again.
One day as I walk past the house and I noticed a fresh coat of paint, new locks, and new blinds. I can no longer peer into the empty house that was once full of smiles and memories of Mary. This hurts to see, but a young couple leave the house, door unlocked, and I can tell it is now a home again. I know Mary would be happy at this sight…Four walls. Three rooms. Two hearts. One door.
Drift
They called her Vivian, when they called her anything at all. She would seldom give out her name when she sat in at bars, content to sit and respond to calls of "Hey, Lady," with a middle finger or a sardonic smile. Maybe both.
She'd sit on a stool as close to the middle as she could get, and wait, eyes raking the crowd like she was looking for someone that didn't seem to exist. She'd stay for about an hour and then leave, driving all night to some other town and sitting in some other bar.
She was tired. She'd worked her entire adult life, garnering more and more attention until she finally gave up, weighed down by stacks and stacks of dollar bills that just kept getting heavier, even now that she wasn't working. Some asshole told her to invest and like a fool, she did, and her money was still growing day by day, a large, smoldering parasite that was putting a hunch in her back and blisters on the soles of her feet.
She could afford anything. Could buy herself a house on some exotic beachfront, buy herself a model for a husband, could probably buy two-point-five kids. She could buy herself a perfect lawn and trees and flowers, buy herself the finest meals this world has ever seen.
Instead, she went to bars, paying for gas as needed along the way, and sat with her hand over the top of her single drink and watched the crowd grow and ebb around her.
The only significant purchase she'd ever made was plastic surgery, her face now unrecognizable from the one that used to be plastered on the cover of magazines with headlines like "The Woman Who Beat Elon Musk: Five Tips She Has for Young Woman" (an article in a magazine that she'd never actually granted an interview to yet one that sold nearly a billion copies worldwide).
The bar she sat in now was particularly run down, the owners a tired couple with divorce lawyers bookmarked in their contacts and tenants that resembled fat city rats more than they resembled people. These places were Vivian's favorite, the scent of cheap booze and despair hanging over her like a blanket. They were nostalgic, almost; reminders of the nights that her father actually remembered to come home and would read, in his slurred yet kind voice, bedtime stories. Stories of dragons and scientists and inventors, big girl stories that little Vivian never quite understood but enjoyed anyway.
She let her eyes travel, blank and listless, over the crowd, still searching for someone that she was beginning to think she'd never find. A face the same age as her own, just beginning to show the telltale decay of age.
A face that represented her biggest regret, and a face who's absence represented her biggest fear.
Her hour was up, and she uncovered the top of her drink, leaving it to sit and wait, full, until someone cleaned it away.
She showed no reaction as some guy behind her asked if it hurt when she fell from heaven. Her face a wall. Behind it, all her fear and regret were boiling, invisible to everyone except her.
Her regret had a name. Bianca. Short, a little overweight but not unhealthy, only a single pimple to mar her pallid face. Beautiful in her normalcy. She was average.
Vivian realized, years too late, that every cruel word she'd said was out of jealousy. Bianca had the luxury of being normal, of not worrying about what others thought until Vivian forced her to worry. A luxury that Vivian did not have. Every grade was bullied to perfection, every feature was crushed down until it became something resembling beautiful, her mother living vicariously through every good-looking boy she brought home and threatening to disown her on the one genuine occasion that she brought home someone she loved on the basis of his appearance. He "wasn't pretty enough" to get her anywhere.
Maybe that was why Vivian had remained single. More than anything else, it was her mother's voice, telling her she needed to find a real man if she wanted to get anywhere in life.
Bianca had been hospitalized in her freshman year of high school and never returned, and on the night of Vivian's graduation she almost refused to walk the stage as the realization of what she'd done hit her like a truck. She didn't deserve to graduate. She'd nearly killed someone.
But in the end, her mother won, and she walked. Graduated salutatorian, an honor that disgraced her mother for years.
She was leaving a large tip as the door swung open. Not Bianca, this was a balding man with an indecipherable sports jersey.
She sighed at her own naivete and left, door slamming behind her. Retreated to her car, which, like her, was beginning to show its years. She didn't have the heart to replace it, even after she'd racked up nearly a hundred thousand miles. She intended to drive it until it broke down or until she finished her redemption mission, whichever came first.
She'd spent years wondering how much money she'd have to give. A million per every year of life? A billion?
At some point she realized that money was worthless. You could not reimburse an intrusive thought, could not bribe it into submission when you were the one who planted it there.
Even so, she kept searching, hoping to find a successful and happy woman rather than a headstone. She still hadn't found either one, and she'd googled Bianca's name at least two dozen times a month.
She'd scripted out her conversation. No flowery begging for apologies. Merely a statement, that she knew what she'd done and regretted it, that she hoped she'd found a way to move past it, or at least a way to cope.
No expectation for forgiveness, but a hope.
Vivian's next stop was in Cincinnati. They had some nicer bars, ones that glistened in the night, false veneers of happiness covering up a cesspool of tragedy that hung heavy inside them.
The saddest people tended to drink at the nicest bars with smiles on their faces.
It was nearing six in the morning, the threshold between night and day, between the early birds and the night owls, both suffering from the same affliction manifested in different ways.
She'd been to three bars tonight, unable to sleep, driven by some manic obsession.
This would be her fourth.
The bartender was a smiling blonde woman with short curly hair, heavy black eyeliner, and a wedding ring around a chain on her neck. She greeted Vivian with enthusiasm and Vivian decided that she liked her. That kind of radiance at six in the morning was rare to find. Either she was content and confident or she was on heavy drugs. Normally Vivian would lean to the latter, but with this particular individual, she was inclined to believe the former.
She actually took a sip of the drink before she covered it with her hand, motivated by some alien compulsion.
"How're you tonight, Hon," asked the bartender, her voice so soothing it was almost familiar.
Vivian just smiled and shrugged.
"Been a rough night?"
"I suppose. I'm looking for someone."
"Ah, ain't we all, girl."
Vivian allowed herself to laugh a little.
"I'm looking for someone I hurt. A girl I knew once."
"We've all hurt someone, Hon."
"Yeah, I suppose."
"Here's the thing. Whoever it was you hurt, she's probably moved on. Grown up, cried about it, and then moved on. Maybe she realized that you suffered just like her, in your own way. Maybe she taught herself to laugh at your insecurities, to pity the person you were. She doesn't need you to find her. Maybe she even found herself because of you."
Vivian looked up, startled by the poignancy of this stranger's words.
"I guess you have a point."
"I've seen all kinds of people here, Hon. Abusers, abused. And I'm telling you, a lotta times the abusers suffer for it even more than the abused do. Not always. There's always sickos, always exceptions. But more than once I've had a guy come in here three steps away from suicide because he hit his girlfriend once in high school. Everyone's got their issues. Their trauma. Tricky part is learning from it, excising your evil. Cause we all got evil, Hon."
Vivian's hour was up but she lingered for a moment more before getting up and smiling at the bartender.
"Thank you," she said.
"Anytime, Hon."
As Vivian left, her hand on the door, she took one look back. the bartender had moved on to the next person, smiling at some new stranger, putting them at ease with the sheer force of her kindness.
The name tag pinned neatly to her shirt read Bianca.
Half-way around the world
I’m an only child. Today, after I graduate from high school, my billionaire parents and I are boarding a private jet. We will travel around the world for 62 days, stopping in all the places I chose as my graduation present. I’m a bit concerned about that much family time, but when they asked what I wanted, I couldn’t think of a single thing.
It feels like we’ve already travelled half-way around the world on this one flight. I find the lightning piercing through fluffy clouds amazing, although I don’t enjoy the sudden drop in pressure. Suddenly, we are on a downward spiral without time to even think of what might happen next.
I’m no longer an only child. I’m an orphan. Why did I have to survive that awful wreck and lose both of my parents? Uncle Joe came quickly to be with me, but I never cared for my dad’s brother. Of course, he didn’t understand when I said, “I will never go home again.”
Now I have a billion dollars in my name. Nowhere I really want to go, and nowhere I want to be. I remember hearing about some very expensive trips going to the moon. I can definitely afford that. Wonder what they will do when I get there and refuse to go home?
Giving Back.
It was a blissful Saturday morning in New Jersey. I stationed myself near a bakery and sat down. I grasped a tin can in my hand, hoping for a bit of change. One by one, the customers entered the bakery and left, not even glancing at me. Of course, to them, I was a poor man with a shabby old beard and raggedy clothes. I sighed and got up to leave when a young boy dropped a quarter into the can. It landed with a loud clang and I looked up at him to see him smiling. As he walked away I pulled out a hundred dollar bill and snuck it into his backpack. Perhaps he would buy a new toy car or an action figure. I smiled to myself and left.
The next day I woke up in the alley where I normally slept. I decided to take a visit to the bank. When I entered, the lady at the front desk was rather surprised to see me.
"Mr. Monzerelli, what are you doing here?"
I whipped out my premium card and replied, "I'd like to make a transaction of 250,000 dollars please."
The lady nodded and escorted me to my personal bank, which was the size of a house.
I took out some wads of hundred-dollar bills before thanking the lady.
As I exited the bank, the lady stopped me and asked, "Why when you have the fortune of a billionaire would you stay on the streets, homeless?"
I just smiled and laughed. "Oh to me it doesn't matter whether I'm rich or not. I care about giving back to those who have been so kind to me.
The lady was still confused and just stared at me as I joyfully walked away.
Drifter.
(Drift-er // a person who is continually moving from place to place, without any fixed home.)
She's tired. Tired of being strong. Tired of faking a smile. Tired of being "okay." At the end of every day, she dreams of a new place, a new life, and unpredictably predictable takes off in search of it. Everyone knows her, yet no one knows her; it's what to expect when you have the highest following and all the money in the world. Everyone thinks it's her "next adventure," but in reality, she's just a drifter with no true home. In her mind, if you don't let yourself get too close to someone, it won't hurt as bad when they leave you.
Yes, she's a drifter, but it's only the moment she lies her head on her pillow where she feels the safest not to be okay. She cries until she feels no more. Staying up half the night, she thinks of the impossible and dreams of what could have been... what would never happen in her lonely life. She could paint with all the tears that had come out of each eye. Drop by drop, little by little; the tears keep coming. She tells herself, "Turn it off," turn off the emotions, the feeling, the pain... to only drift away.
She drifts away into a beautiful world; dream after dream plays in her head. That's where she loves to spend her time, in those dreams. It's where she escapes, where there seem to be no worries or problems or heartache. The dreams are almost tangible to her, like she's a part of them. Like she can reach out and feel... well, anything really. She feels the grass under her feet. She feels rain and the happiness of laughter from dancing in it. She feels her late father wrap his arms around her into a loving squeeze. She feels home.
Then a loud noise interrupts the dream. It's a dreadful sound that gently brings her back to the real world. It's morning. The sun is shining through her window. She can feel the warmth of the curtain-stained beam landing on her bare shoulder. She can hear the wind sway the trees as the fall season approaches. She rolls to her back and opens her eyes to see her white ceiling. She tells herself, "You're going to be okay. It'll be a good day."
Unfiltered, as in Cigarettes
In the last scene of Mad Men, if memory serves, Don Draper is in some kind of hippie yoga retreat, blissed out on what I perceive to be endorphins and possibly some hippie drugs. Like Don, I have stepped into board rooms, bored and wanting more. I too want to suck on cigarettes and have disdain for the world.
I do not want money. I have all the money in the world. I want, simply, more.
In another Mad Men scene, Peggy Olson has a cigarette in her mouth as well, this time sticking it to the patriarchal hierarchy in their advertising agency. She is walking down a hallway to her new office, now promoted. She is wearing sunglasses and a smirk.
I don't know who I'd rather be. The lost man who finds himself, or the woman who overcomes. At least Don Draper had a journal he wrote his existential dread in. Peggy, if memory serves, spends time in a mental hospital. Both are extraordinary experiences.
This isn't about money. I want the extraordinary, the cigarette smoke that isn't filtered, like the best writing, or Don's genius ideas.
I'm not sure why I chose Mad Men to describe, poorly, my ambitions, my desire to spend my life on a pedestal, when money isn't an issue for me. Don Draper is kind of, well, disdainful and mean. At the best, he is a successful advertising executive, but is that all there is? I believe his fake identity, as well, led to shame, when initially it might have been a high.
I too want to write campaigns, make a splash and kick dirt at my enemies.
I want to walk into an office building and have a secretary take my coat, make me feel something like powerful. One day, I'll surely find myself at a hippie yoga retreat, overwhelmed with the biggest smile on my face. But I'll have achieved what accompanies some level of fame, and though it's not money, to me, it's better.
All the money in the world, and all I want is fame, recognition, and the ability to stick it to my enemies. A mix of both Don Draper and Peggy Olson, like one of Don's stiff drinks, ice polluting the point, a mystery behind glass. Money leads to this corruption of spirit, an inevitable smirk behind what could only possibly be true talent. But let's call it a successful advertising campaign for what we should all want, money aside.
Burn.
Grey-green ashes flutter in the air-- the latest bonfire in a slew of many. Eyes widen as arms burgeoning with muscle and swollen veins lift another load over the coals. Gasps. Maybe even a small scream from the back. There is a rumbling in my chest and a laugh that's more of a bark bursts forth and shatters the solemnity. Nervous titters echo. A booming, cynical voice calls from somewhere amidst the crowd, "Burn it all! Fuck the capitalists."
I cackle, and the fire flares for a moment.
"Again," I whisper. They dump the pile onto the smoldering embers. At first the bundles of cash just smother, and then, one by one they smoke and burst into flames. Money doesn't burn easily, but I've become an expert. I nod, and the attendants spray streams of accelerate onto the flames, hastening their work. The fire blooms, and with it the atmosphere changes. The crowd breathes in the fumes of burning chemicals and hundred dollar bills and they become frenzied, whooping and hollering both approval and disdain. The moment is ripe. The air stinks of filthy money and sexual frustration. I turn, and my cape flourishes dramatically behind me. Perfect.
Anthor, flaps into view and lands on my shoulder. He sends a raven shriek at the fire, as if expressing his hatred for the thing. He has always hated fire. A whisper skitters through the crowd. Anthor, Anthor, Anthor...They recognize him. When I speak, I do not raise my voice. They'll hear me if they are truly listening. "Welcome, my friends," I coo. There is a murmur of disagreement at my use of the word 'friends.' I wait. They will quiet--they always quiet-- for me. When there is no sound but the whoosh of flames I continue, "Thank you for joining me here tonight. I know this is the first time for many of you. Anthor and I welcome you, and tonight..." I wait, let the anticipation build, "...tonight--the same challenge: show me something meaningful-- because this--" I gesture to the burning cash, "--is not it. Show me something that stirs me to the very core, and I will stop burning for the night-- and I will send you home with as much of this meaningless green as you can carry." A slow cheer rises. Anthor flaps his distaste. "Go," I whisper to him, and he bursts from my side with wings of midnight. I turn my back to those gathered, and settle onto my throne. They wait.
I make them wait. Agonizing minutes--they wait. And then I whip my head up, black curls dancing in the wind of the fire, the green of my eyes flashing along with the gray-green burn, palms turned toward the sky I mutter, "Begin." And they do. I am drunk with the power. There is no denying it now. Perhaps this is my life's meaning: to command. Bodies gyrate, cameras flash, voices howl in their desperation to seize my attention. My money. My stomach churns at the thought. I know they are not here for me-- not really. They want wealth.
If only they knew just how toxic it is: having everything and nothing.
A woman is moaning loudly as some giant of a man takes her up against the stone pillar. I snicker. Funny that they always seem to think sex will be the meaningful thing. In every place I've been in the world, at every one of these little "burns" I host, someone has tried sex. They've never stopped the burn.
Some other movement at the center of the gyration catches my eyes, and then a scream of true pain pierces the groan of a thousand voices. A woman, hugely pregnant, waddles forth. Now this---interesting. So soon. I feel a slight tinge of irritation that something interesting is happening so soon. I love it when the crowd beings to panic... when the cash runs low, and they fear no one will prevail... but this...
She stumbles and catches herself on the stone pillar where the idiots were fucking just moments ago. A moan of a different sort escapes her. Still, she lumbers toward me with heavy steps. When she is mere inches away, she stops-- they are not to touch me-- she knows this. Her brown eyes lock onto mine with ice intensity. She grunts. I scarcely breathe. This is a first. A slow smile blooms on my lips and echos on hers. She knows that she has won me now.
Her smile crumples as a wave of pain beckons fresh. She squats down and lifts her skirt above her hips. The view is horrifying and riveting. Fluids flow, and the crinkled cap of a small head is visible between her thighs. A grunt and the head bulges, then recedes. Nausea swirls in my gut, but I cannot look away. For near an hour, I watch the head bulge and recede, until the woman is on all fours in front of me, panting and meeting my eyes in desperation now. She screams and I whisper, "once more." With a mighty heave, the head pops free. Liquid pats onto the ground. The mother's hands reach and catch the slippery thing. She looks. I look. They all look. And then, she does what she is not supposed to do.
She takes the wet, writhing thing and thrusts it into my arms, umbilical cord still attached to some organ inside her body. It is warm. It is human. It lets loose a scream into the dusk. A single tear falls onto its fresh, wet, crinkly little head. It is meaningful.
I stand on shaking legs and hand the babe back to its mother, who collapses onto the concrete and weeps, afterbirth plopping onto the hard ground along with her. Anthor flaps down from his perch in a tall maple tree and pecks at it. Someone is retching in revulsion nearby. I look down at the woman, and then my hand is moving without my permission, stroking her smooth brown hair, my eyes burning with tears. "Thank you," I tell her, with a tremor in my voice. She meets my eyes, her own shinning with disdain, "You.. are a witch," she spits.
I laugh--and this time it is not a cackle. I turn to the gathering and announce, "This is meaningful. It is over." My goons gather round in a sort of human force-field and I make a hasty exit, calling over my shoulder to Anthor as I go. He protests, but finally flaps over and sits upon my shoulder once more, reddish bits clinging to his beak. I climb into the waiting chopper, but turn to one of the ropey-veined men next to me and command, "call an ambulance, and see to it that the mother receives her prize," before taking off. He obeys. They all obey.
Wings beat and the metal bird rises to the sky. Anthor coos his protest. I pat his head and he settles. A sound, not unlike a purr rises from beneath his feathers as he nestles his head into my hand, and I think, for the second time this night, that perhaps...everything is not meaningless.
Money Can’t Buy You Love
Larry sat at the bar, looking at the last few drops of Scotch in his glass. The hotel lounge across the street from the hospital where Larry's wife died last year is probably the last place you would expect to see him on a Saturday night.
Nothing in his life made sense since he lost her. When they found out she had cancer, he had been a dutiful husband. Stuck with her through every chemo treatment, every appointment, told her she was beautiful when her hair fell out and held her as she cried every night.
On the day she died, something changed. The doctor told him that she had only hours to live. Larry had the strangest reaction. For the man who had been so supportive and so brave, he just couldn't be there anymore. Larry nodded to the doctor and then proceeded to walk away.
Larry took the elevator down to the main floor, walked out the front exit and waited patiently at the intersection. When the light went green he crossed the street and went into the corner store. Larry bought a lottery ticket for the first time in his life. He had no idea why.
Larry then went into the hotel next door and sat at the bar in the hotel lobby. He drank and drank until they would serve him no more. Then Larry went to the front desk and booked a room facing the hospital. He couldn't see his wife's room, it was facing the other direction. He sat at the window staring at the hospital anyways.
Hours went by before he had the nerve to check his phone. By the missed calls he knew what had happened. She was gone.
Later that week he found out that she had bought a life insurance policy on herself without telling him. Because she had been so young and healthy, the premiums were cheap and the payout high. He was paid 6.3 million dollar. She truly did love him.
Larry hated all the money and he donated it all to charity.
The following week he remembered the lottery ticket. Larry checked the numbers, he had won the jackpot. 100 million dollars.
The lottery official told him he could take 20 million a year for the next 5 years or 63 million all at once. Larry took the lump sum.
Larry had thought of donating the money, or even burning it. He was so ashamed that he had abandoned the person he loved the most right when she needed him the most.
The next day he gave all the money to the humane society. His wife had loved animals.
Larry got a call from his lawyer. It turns out his wife had invested heavily in Bit Coin when it was just starting up. She had made a fortune and put the order in to sell before she passed away. He had a cheque for 630 million dollars waiting for him. She wanted to surprise him but never got the chance.
When Larry hung up the phone he began to sob. He didn't believe in fate, but he couldn't understand what was happening. Why was the universe rewarding him for his cowardice?
Later that day he got a call from the contractor working on his house. There was a mold issue and they were replacing the drywall. The contractor had found a hidden storage space. Inside, all kinds of gold bars. The previous owner must have stashed it there and never told anyone before he died. Larry had bought the house at an estate sale. It was all his.
Now a year had gone by and Larry sat alone at the hotel bar across the street from the hospital where his wife died. He had sold his house. He couldn't stand to be there anymore. Living out of a hotel is not cheap, but fortunately for Larry the hundreds of millions he now possesses easily covers the bill.
After all, his wife's nickname for him had always been, "Lucky Larry."