Me-Ow.

Oh my gosh, that must be the 5th nap I have taken today, and my human is nowhere around to annoy. This house is empty, with nothing not hunt, such a drag! If I had my claws I would sharpen them on this butt rest the human uses. Oh well, I'll paw at it anyway! Ah the life. Let's see if there are those circular things on the table I can push off and break! Disappointment. Wait...what's that? The human uses this on their food sometimes and they sneeze...hachoo....okay so it has the same effect on me. Alright...now what? I really could exit my bowels.. I'm not sure what this squared area of sand is, but I'm going to take this action to my human's sleeping area and leave it on that comfortable cloud where he rests his head...Perfect. The human's home! It will serve me more food and stroke my head accordingly, or get bitten! Foolish human slave! MEEOOOWWWWWW