Murder Knitting Club
Innocent little ladies, or so they seemed
uncorking mouths to let sins out.
Knit One, Purl Two
Knitting virgin white sweaters
to cover their blackened souls.
For all the members of this sordid group
had pasts which they kept cloaked inside.
The knitting needles had sharpened points -
Becky had used one to do her lover in
a spiked stab to the base of the neck
nary a mark left to detect cause of death.
Knit One Purl Two
The things that they knit were sturdy and sure
but the violations they had committed
began to unravel as their tales spilled out
couldn’t keep secrets of which they were proud.
Anna bragged that she had tightened a scarf
around the neck of her husband who had cheated
dumped him in sinking sand never to be found.
“That scoundrel left me!” she cried out to her friends
Knit One Purl Two
Black wooly socks were soaked in poison by Lila
absorbed through the skin by her father
death blamed on heart attack by doctors
all his fault because he had molested her.
His passing gave her great deal of satisfaction.
Knit One Purl Two
All of the women in the dark knitting group
shared their stories but knit themselves
into a corner when one too many
losses occurred and it sounded like a yarn -
wool knitting pulled over detective’s eyes.
The evil little group now continues together
wearing striped uniforms in prison confines.
Knit One Purl Two
The Knitting Club
Clickity Clack Clickity Clack,
She has a knack,
The Toothless Crone,
She heads the pack.
Clickity Clack Clickity Clack
There is one on the sack,
White haired squint,
Sinister Eyes,
Watching on the sly.
Clickity Clack Clickity Clack,
The Curvy Back,
Knitting murderous mufflers,
Found in dead men's shack,
Clickity Clack Clickity Clack
The Croaky Widow,
Knitting red cloaks,
White wool in fresh blood she soaks.
Clickity Clack Clickity Clack,
Vulnerable Pussies knitting a stack,
Lifeless bodies around the town,
No witness sees them
Leave the Shack!