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WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?
Ended June 27, 2016 • 4 Entries • Created by SmellySalts
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WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?
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MLCorkern
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Take the Stairs

"They're supposed to inspect annually."

"Ok, but it says 2014."

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WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?
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SmellySalts
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Say What?

"... and so if I hadn't accidentally walked in on my grandma, I might never have learned that I am colorblind."

"Well, thank God for Kathy Ireland."

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WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?
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Teodora
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Why me?

"Darling, I swear..."

"Spare me, Jack! I know you are cheating! Who is it, a cute neighbour you've found while walking the dog?"

They see me.

Stairs seem safer.

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WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?

Last Words, Going Up

"I swear: chloroform hasn't failed me yet."

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