You're just a body

And he's a hottie

But he's way too cocky

Since he's drunk & sloppy

And you're high & foggy

You like how he's bawdy

He likes when you're naughty

And now you're feeling froggy.

Well, jump!

It'll last for a while

You'll have a big smile

Seems life's worthwhile

Until you see his guile

And then love turns hostile

While the fuck-ups compile

And then life is vile

And then it's done

It's no mystery.

It's basic biology

Think about it logically

Love is total mythology

That'll send you to psychology

Next time, stick to sex

He’s way to wrong

She way to right

He’s way to strong

She has too much fight

He’s brash

She’s sass

They’ll both kick your ass

Stop hearts on a dime

They share killer smiles

Dimples and Curls

They make hearts swirl

He’s way to brun

She’s way to crass

Yes everyone knows

They’ll both kick your ass