He Was X

Oh he was the perfect man,

with muscles abounding.

His name was X,

his vibes were resounding.

I felt the heat and moisture

whenever he came in sight.

I made a plan to seduce him

in the darkest summer night.

I pulled on a sexy short dress

with no underwear,

trounced off in search of him

Couldn’t find him anywhere.

It seems that X

had many girls

who wore no panties

and had skirts with whirls

I promised him anything

I loved his pecs

but he turned me down

because I was Y

and he was X.

because of this

there was no sex.