Decisions /Decisions

So many Stupid mistakes, so little time. How do I choose? I'll take the quickest shortest one and be done with it. One beautiful summer night on my way home I stopped to gas up; Self-serve, something I've done a gazillion times before. It didn't take the whole $20 so, I went into the station to get my change. Some guy flashed me a smile and I smiled back as I got in behind the wheel. Slowly driving off, I was completely startled by this same man frantically waving his arms at me. I was even more startled by the ridiculous sound of the pump hose as it tore away from the pump while still attached to my tank! Welcome to my world!