Boffola-n A buffalo who eats too many doughnuts and cannot fit through doorways any                   more

Example-The boffalo tried for half an hour to fit through the door but his blubber kept                    getting stuck.

Boffola

(noun) A member of the mob who's always getting his butt kicked, rather than doing the kicking.

example: "Jerry ain't no goodfella! He's definitely a boffola, much as he gets his ass whooped!"

  *can also be used as a verb -- "Did you see Sam get soundly boffola'd?!"

Boffola:

Verb [boo-puh-la] 

1. To naturally run like a female buffalo. 

There he goes. Baffolaing away.

Boffola - noun:  a pathetic lie; or, the idiot expecting you to believe one. (boffolaic)

            - verb: to buff the nails using any tool that is incorrect for the job, such as a loofah. (boffoling, boffolaid.)

Remember when he told you his homework was attacked by undead socks? Such boffola!

Boffola - /bäˈfōlə/ 

Noun

             1. A female person who dances the boffa, a traditional dance originating in Iceland to ward off volcanic eruption. Traditionally involves a lot of shimmying and pickled fish.

                       "Wow, that gal is a wild boffola! Look at those legs go!"

             synonyms: bofferon (m), boff-baby, lunatic.