My Hypocritical Confidence Boost?

I’m Good Enough to fool everyone I meet

I’m Smart Enough to deceive all that I tweet

Doggone It, I might even get away with a cheat

Because People Like Me!

I am a worthy human being

… and that’s … okay

I am still sexy enough to grope

Despite all of my grey

I’m in a shame spiral

Yet, I just won’t admit to it

You’re only sick as your secrets

I’ll tell the jury as they acquit

So compare and despair

And begone your stinkin’ thinkin!

I’ve had my checkup from the neckup

So perfect without no kinkin’ shrinkin’

Thank You,

Al Franken