My girl just dumped me cause I was broke

She said she was tired of the 49 cent coke

I went to my friend to tell him my woes

My very best friend, one of my best bros

So sorry my man

Don't know what else to say

Wish I could stay longer, but I have to be on my way

See I just met a girl who just dumped a loser

So I'm going to take her to lunch in my new cruiser

I never told her I didn’t have any money. That’s why we never went out. So I never had to pick up the check. I would bring her home with me and we would watch movies, and bake cookies, and cuddle. But then he drove by no muffler on his Audi A8. She was gone before I ever got to say, I love you.

I wish for a midnight wedding,

the kind that dresses me with the veil of darkness.

But I also wish for a morning celebration,

the kind that outshine me with its glaring eyes.

I built a castle to collect the essence day and night,

so when I die I can be crowned for the earth.

Oh, how much I want everything, anything,

but how much I lose anything, everything.

Let’s go out!

I have no money.

I like those shoes!

I have no money.

I need more makeup!

I have no money.

But, I do have time to spend with someone I love.

She thought otherwise, and ran away to a rich man.