Pour in a vial of passion,

The kind that sets hearts fluttering,

And leaves desires igniting

Afterward, add a ring of rose petals,

Their scent so sickly sweet,

Satin to the touch,

Like lust flushed skin

Next, mix in a bit of contempt,

Surely, you’ll need that, too

No couple always gets along

For good measure, pour in a sip of coffee,

Bitter and burning on the tongue

And finally, filter in a fraction of your soul,

Filled with liquid moondust,

And all sorts of strange, sometimes ugly things

There you have it, a truly mystical concoction,

Brewed with the purest of love

And illest of intentions

Designed in the ages when love was equally as painful as it was beautiful, the great god Eros took pity on us mortals and devised this potion made to return unrequited love of a heartsick lover. However, real love cannot be forced, and usage of this potion could backtrack the relationship instead of helping it along. All actions have consequences.

Ingredients:

- A drop of sadness

- 15 memories that makes your heart sing

- A cup of liquid kisses tinted the colour of their eyes

- 4 spoons of the sunset you first watched with them

- 12 and a half laughs mixed with inside jokes

- 3 flaws that make them more perfect

- 7 leafs from the tree you would carve their initials in

- Quarter cup of your first impression of them

- 2 cups of passion and dedication

Mix all the listed ingredients in order that you believe are most important to your significant other. The wrong order will cause some disastrous effects on their trust in you. The right, well, could seal the deal. Once the potion is brewed for 24 hours and left simmering for how long they’ve ignored you for, slip them 3 tablespoons of the mixture. Wait and see how they react. Good luck!