Today I hear

the sound

of bitter regret

from the children

of reject.

Even father

MacKenzie

of the Sun

feels dizzy with

buyer’s remorse.

But don’t worry

we’ll soon wake

up from this

pythonesque curse.

Like the knights

who say Ni!

we’ve often

had worse.

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Image:

Brilliant cartoon by Tomicek

http://www.tomicek.de/

Python note:

http://www.mit.edu/afs.new/sipb/user/ayshames/Python/NI.PYTHON

I don't know

if I am my favourite

character. 

I am a whoremaster

and a bit of a bastard. 

But have no fear,

if you think 

I flatter myself

with this slighting

depiction clasp

my hand and

be of good cheer. 

I will be behind you

in all your

brave endeavours.

But do remember

to sniff

your fingers

and count 

them later 

my dear.