"You must do it, General." In contrast to the general's appearance, the agent appeared perfectly calm in his black suit and sunglasses. "If we do not do it, they will."

"Blast it, I know they will. But I just can't bring myself to do this..... To end millions of lives at once."

"If you do not do it, then I will." The general's hand came down..... and hit the button.

Nothing happened. No report of nuclear launch. No screaming of missiles flying into the air. Only silence.

And then the wall screen flickered to life as music blared out of hidden speakers. Confetti showered from the ceiling. And a ten hour loop of Nyan Cat began playing on the screen. And then the world exploded. A huge voice boomed from the heavens,

"Laaaame. This is the stupedist game ever. I'm gonna go to Game Stop and pick up a better one."

Porschemitchell

134 reads

kindness

If you give a penny, you get two, meet an old friend, meet one new.

Help someone out, without a doubt, they have your back too.

Next time you have a chance, don't judge at first glance.

Everyone has a good side, they may have made poor choices,

Just listen to their inner voices, they need a chance, a chance they didn't have.

Give a penny, you get two give one to your new friend, and give him that chance.

Find that penny, pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck.

Hedgehog4me

148 reads

Mountains

Mountains,

Standing tall and high,

They hold much cold but never cry,

Through winters wet and summers dry,

Their roots below will never grow,

Their trees might blow away and fly,

Their streams might slow and dry,

But the mountains they stay still and high,

Never fall, never fly,

Mountains standing tall and high.