Challenge
Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
Tiny Turtles Take To The Tide
Turtles trudge toward turbulent turf taking tediously tiring trails toward the tantalizing tempo, the turning tide. They think the territory’s thick. The temperature’s tropical though torrid. They’re timid though together trying to track the terrible time. Then the time turns to torture. Twigs trip toddler turtles thoroughly trimming their ten tiny toes. They tolerate tears tempting to trickle, though turmoil takes the throne. They’re trembling. The tide’s threatening to tumble through them. That’s troubling though timely. Toxins take the turtles to the tomb. Tomorrow they’ll taste thankful thoughts. They’ll tackle tricky tasks triumphantly. That’s their tragically tranquil tale. That’s the truth.
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